The Boring Vault
A public wallet where SPY quietly accumulates. Anyone can verify it.
The most boring meme on Robinhood Chain
Boredom that pays.
While other memes lose their minds, YAWN quietly accumulates.
Contract — Soon
Take it slow
Meet the anti-hype
Too bored to rug.
While everyone gambles, YAWN quietly accumulates solid stocks.
A meme backed by SPY that fills its vault with every trade.
How it works
Simple enough to explain half-asleep.
01
Hold SPY
Get it in your wallet before you buy.
02
Swap on Pons v2
SPY in, YAWN out. Standard launch, no custom contract.
03
Fees in SPY
Paid to the creator. Any creator tax is fixed at launch and can never be raised.
04
Fees get to work
Vault, burn, growth. Details below.
Where the fees go
Every trade does the boring work.
The Snooze Burn
$YAWN buybacks sent to a burn address. Every transaction is published.
Keep YAWN Growing
The rest funds marketing and community growth.
Security
Locked forever.
Yawn.
At graduation, Pons locks the pool liquidity forever. No one can withdraw it.
Permanent liquidity lock
Nobody can pull the pool.
No custom contract
Standard Pons setup.
No custom code.
Later, after a nap
The sleepy roadmap.
Nap Staking
Pick Nap, Full Night or Hibernation. Rewards come from fees.
Coming laterYAWN Alerts
Project updates and buyback posts on X.
Coming laterYAWN Check
Spot tokens that look a little too exciting.
Coming later